Who's Your Daddy?

All right folks, I don't want to belabor the point, but we don't have much news to report, BUT we do have a meeting scheduled with the Attorney General here on Tuesday AGAIN, so let's get those positive thoughts happening, do whatever voodoo you do, and let's get some good results!!! We have some people to get home, and a daddy who needs to see a world series happen.

Speaking of the Cubs, Max learned recently about wet paint, which resulted in a new white pattern on his Cubs shirt. Now it looks a little more like those disco Andre Dawson t-shirts of yore. Sorry to those of you who don't know how bad those shirts are, or how bad Dawson's jheri curl was. Frankly, I'm just glad Max is getting into the Cubs with Daddy. Yesterday he showed his displeasure with their loss by throwing strawberries at the screen. Just getting ready for the bleachers.

Not sure if Montezuma ever made it down to Guatemala, but someone has been getting revenge with Daddy. I recommend the cherry flavored pepto. Max today also threw in his own bit of revenge with a couple of loaded diapers that I got to change. I think we need to re-evaluate his diet. Should he be eating microwaved pork rinds? Should Mommy be leaving us alone long enough together where we spend those kinds of moments together? We both say "yes".

Watched a $2 Guatemalan bootleg special of "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" -- Not that good. Decided against purchasing Wall-E -- Very nice version of someone videotaping the movie screen. And to my dear friends, no, we did not purchase Speed Racer even though it is everywhere. We'll wait for the real thing.

That's it for now. Get the mojo going for Tuesday...PLEASE!!!!

xxooxxooxxxxxoooo

Mark, Jen and El Jefe MAX