Bombs Away!!!!!

Well, it's day 5 of Daddy's visit to Guatemala and once again the lessons continue to be learned. Did you know that just because a kid has his diaper off it doesn't mean that he will not go to the bathroom? I know! We're thinking that Max is looking to be a lumberjack based on the log rolling he ended up doing in the bathtub last night. It's either that or he was trying to feed the rubber ducks a little something extra. How is a kid supposed to get clean when he is up to this kind of dirty work?? Needless to say, Daddy ran away in horror. Say what you will about Daddy, no one is looking for that kind of surprise during tub time. Still not sure why Max cried when he had to get out of the tub. Lesson number two, as seen on video, kids can break glass with their screaming. Based upon some of the evil sounds he was making, I'm guessing we should have realized Max was going to drop some kids off at the pool.

A repetitive theme down here, no new news. We have been trying to meet with the Attorney General down here, but our meetings continue to be missed. Still hoping for something to happen tomorrow, but our faces are not turning purple. I did come up with a new idea. I'm thinking that we could possibly get one of these monster mosquitoes that have been sucking me dry to airlift Max out of the country. I'll be working on that. Unfortunately, the mosquitoes don't seem to understand my Spanglish. "Sancudos, tome Max del pelo y van a Chicago ahora!!" doesn't seem to click.

Currently taking bids on my Cubs world series tickets since it looks like we'll be stuck down here. Once every 100 years...

Wishing you all were here...or WE WERE THERE.

xxoopdq

Mark, Jen, and El Rey MAX